I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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