Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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