I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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