just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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