you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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