belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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