the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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