You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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