your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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