White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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