Just fell off a train. Bad.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
