And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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