that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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