youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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