Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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