She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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