My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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