It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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