all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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