i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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