marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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