I hate all girls vehemently.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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