I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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