It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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