I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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