we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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