all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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