They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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