Already got asked if we're dating
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Randomize