5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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