i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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