Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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