Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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