I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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