Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
