youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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