Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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