it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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