We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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