No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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