We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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