hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Drunk is a universal language darling
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