operation harelip BJ is a go
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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