i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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