so that wasnt chicken after all
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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