look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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