So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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