No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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