is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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