Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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