I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My life is pants optional.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
