at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Randomize
