You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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