one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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