Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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