used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just gargled with NyQuil
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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