The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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