hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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